I Could Not Possibly Twi-harder!

My name is Colleen, I'm 34 years of age, and I am a Twi-hard.  I just finished the Twilight series for the second time. Both times I read them within the space of two weeks putting them down only to sleep and care for my children.  I've been reading another book for two days, and I still have to remind myself that the characters aren't vampires.  To make matters worse, I have had to remind myself that I am not a vampire, nor is my husband, nor my neighbors and friends. My children are not half vampires. We do not have werewolves (or "shape changers") in our midst, and I am not trying to keep any secrets about what or who I am.  I couldn't Twi-harder if I tried.

When you are a Twi-hard, you have to pick a team. Team Edward (the Vampire) or Team Jacob (the Werewolf).  I am prepared to say that I cannot imagine why on earth anyone would ever be on Team Jacob. Yeah, I said it... game on!

Here's the thing about Edward; Okay, so he may be a little stalker-ish, but he does it from a place of protection. He is gracious in that he doesn't want to control Bella, he only wants to keep her safe. He is strong, intelligent, and level headed (when he doesn't want to suck her blood).

Jacob is immature, rude, and self-absorbed. I just don't understand the appeal.

Unless, of course, you are talking specifically about the actors who play those characters. In which case, I am on Team Jacob, because I don't care who you are... this:

beats this: 

any old day of the week.  But let's be honest, I wouldn't kick either of them out of bed. 

What do you think... what team are you on? Or do you think all this Twi-madness is Twi-outofcontrol?