Manic Monday Blogarrhea

- I have a new favorite quote:
No woman will ever be satisfied because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that shoots out money.  ~Author Unknown

I mostly like the visual of a chocolate penis that shoots out money, so if you're looking for a theme for my birthday cake next year...

- It frustrates me that the weather channel and my local weather people are always disagreeing over the week's forecast. I'd really like to get them in a room together, give them a bottle of wine, and see if they couldn't agree on just some really moderate temperatures and sunny weather.  

- I try really hard not to be judgmental of other people's parenting.  All parents are different, all kids are different, and I don't know who I am to have a say in how everyone else "should" be doing it. However, when I spot a wrong, I call it out. This one is a doozie.  The other day, my husband and I were having some leisure time sans children at a local park with a little restaurant.  We were seated on the patio near a mother with a young son (possibly 3) and the mom had a friend along. The little boy kept asking to be taken to the bathroom, and the mother kept telling him that she was busy. For about 15 or 20 minutes this went on, when finally the young boy wet his pants, she rolled her eyes, and then proceeded to change him on the crowded patio in full view of everyone. Wow, right?

- If you are not watching Curb Your Enthusiasm, you need to figure out how to get HBO and start watching it 5 minutes ago. The scene from last night's episode where Larry David is trying to explain to a young woman how to use a tampon is enough reason.  It never occurred to me that men have absolutely no idea how we operate those things! While I'm on the topic, do me (and possibly you?) a favor and watch Love in the Wild on NBC. It is so horribly awesome!

1 comment:

  1. Does anyone have any ideas on what to do in situations like that so you could help the child and not be offensive to the parents?


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